Female Fashion - Do's and Don'ts

Some of you may have noticed.

But I'm a guy, and as a guy I know what guys like. While I like to pride myself in not being shallow or sex-crazed, I still know what I like to see in and on a girl.

Even though girls are always getting better at finding ways to look pretty, there are a few things that a good amount of girls are into, yet as a guy, I ask myself if they're trying to drive men away.

These aren't in any particular order:

Fashion Don't #1: Tattoos
Some guys do like these, but I'll tell you right now, any guy that's worth having probably doesn't want to see a tramp stamp on your back, or some random animal on your ankle. I don't know how much I can stress how bad of an idea it is to get a tattoo, especially for women, the majority of the time, they don't usually look bad. Now, there is one tattoo I, myself, have always thought to be cool, a wedding ring, underneath my wedding band as a symbolic representation of the vows I made for marriage, as I would never truly be able to take off my wedding ring. But my point remains, with exception, tattoos are generally not a good idea.

Now to clarify this I'm not saying that any tattoo is wrong, and if you happen to get one you're a horrible person, tattoos can be good if they mean something (see previous wedding ring example) however, too often are tattoos simply traced onto someone's flesh like a masochistic game of connect the dots without any real thought put behind it, I.E. the actual conversation between myself and a friend of mine who will remain anonymous *cough*Haley*cough* which went as follows:

Hals: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo.
Me: What of, where, and why?
Hals: I dunno, I just want a tattoo.

Obviously there has to be something wrong with her if she simply wants to permanently mark her body with no real reasoning or thought put behind it other than the simple fact that it's apparently fun to blow upwards of $50 to have someone shove a needle underneath your flesh and inject hot ink into the lower layers of your dermis which takes several days to heal, and can only be removed through a very expensive and painful process that is virtually nothing more than ripping off parts of your skin.

But what do I know?

Also, I still <3 you Wendy~

Fashion Don't #2: "Poof"


It's ugly, no guy likes it, it's stupid and looks like you're trying to cover up a tumor on your head, which is reasonably believable because you'd have to have a brain tumor to think this style looks good. Whenever I see a girl with this hairstyle I think she's a lesbian, here's my reasoning:

Attractive to people
- Guys
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= Attractive to girls

Meaning that any girl who wears her hair like that must logically be trying to attract other women, via process of elimination.

Have I made my point?

THIS HAIRSTYLE IS UGLY, AND GUYS DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!

Fashion Don't #3: The Empire Strikes Back
>>Just read this<<
It pretty much sums it up right there, the only time an empire cut waistline is acceptable is on a wedding dress.
Also, you should check out Misfile (misfile.com), it's a fun read.

Fashion Don't #4: Kissy Face
Simply put, don't to that retarded kissy face in every picture of yourself, it looks stupid, and makes you seem 80% less intelligent than you actually are (which, I'm assuming, isn't very bright to begin with, as you have to be told not to do it).

Hope this helps.

-Kibs