Suicidals and Emos (redundancy and repetition)

Should all stop being pussies, off themselves and be done with it, *oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor* shut the hell up about it.

How is your life so horrible that you spend your entire life sulking in a corner about how much you'd rather die because your girlfriend broke up with you by making you a mix tape of her favorite my chem songs she downloaded at your house on your personal laptop bought on the dime of your parents who've done nothing to hurt you and have only shown you love and compassion as evident by the fact that there's a roof over your head and you're not an aborted fetus.

My friend has a mother who simply dislikes her, she works very hard to make money so she can pay the rent for her apartment which her mother is too lazy to pay herself and would rather go gambling with any money she makes herself. At any given moment she'll walk in and tell her blatantly that she thinks she's worthless. Her mother also controls every penny she makes, any money she has to spend is her own, but regulated by her mother, and she is constantly hounded by her mother for the purchasing even the cheapest things she chooses to spend her money on.

In other words:
HER LIFE SUCKS!

But what does she do about it?
She sucks it up and looks to a brighter future when she can finally move out and get away from her mother's tyranny.

Do you know what else she does?
SHE AGREES WITH ME.

Shut the hell up and stop being such a pansy, I know how tough it can be being an upper middle-class white American, but you hang in there, kid, maybe some day your girlfriend will come back to you.

Or you could get the hell over it, grow a pair, and find a new girlfriend and/or convince your current girlfriend that she's missing out on something more than a pre-pubescent little fricktard who's main goal in life is to make as many people as possible notice the half-assed scars on your wrist.

You little pussy.

-Kibs